If you have unrelenting word monkeys clamouring around in your head and want to reach an audience of dozens of people then feel free to contribute a blog post to the 8 Gram Gorilla. We’re looking for that articles that are loosely related to the web and display some form of personality, wit or informed opinion. Intelligence is optional.
Email firstname.lastname@example.org with your idea for an article (if you think you can surpass the low standards we’re looking for) and we’ll get back to you as soon as we can. We reserve the right to refuse to publish anything offensive, poorly written or otherwise dislikable. All articles will be credited to the author.
We’re also always on the look out for new contributions to the random statements that appear at the top of the home page so if you have a monkey related quote or pun you want to throw into the mix then send it through to email@example.com.